Freshen Up
Earlier this month I decided that I would get in on the blog craze. I figured, "Shit, everyone else is doing it". I have lost the girl of my dreams to the promise of an easily maintained cookie-cutter website. My love has found a place where she can get the things I can't give her. Unlimited access to perverts and lesbians, a virtual soapbox from which to share all of the stories and antecdotes that I have conditioned my brain to tune out. My role in her life has been reduced to that for which men are built. Hunting, gathering, and cuddling are what i'm good for now. These developments have opened up large windows of time in my days with which I have nothing to fill. I do have full time employment and several self-improvement projects which i intend to start (tomorrow, or after my nap), but I think that applying some time and energy to the maintenance of a virtual diary could do me some good.
So with that, let's get this thing started.
So with that, let's get this thing started.
posted by Kam at 2:37 PM
4 Comments:
Yo Kam! Just so you know, I'm going to steal your bitch out from under your nose someday soon when I sneak into H-Town. I'm not a lesbian, I'm a full blown shaft lover, but those taa-taa's on your lady friend are too much to resist. Welcome to Bloggyville, and I hope you check my fun filled site out now that you have all this time on your hands.
...they are somethin special aren't they.....but ever since i saw my beloved Spoon on a Girls Gone Wild: Naughty Nurses commercial I've been a little excitable. I'll certainly check out your spot whenever I get the chance, but KNOW THIS...if EVER i walk into a munchfest or a sensitivitower attended by my lady, I will cry really really loud, and then I will repeatedly bang my head on my desk and probably wet myself. Consider yourself warned.
Kam, you better start the head banging. I carry handcuffs, ya know. That Girls Gone Wild: Naughty Nurses is going to be TOPPED by "Spoony and Home Detention Lady: From Muffs to Cuffs, Volume 1".
Little did I know, the pervert party is going down HERE. So THAT'S where you little bitches have been hiding. Quit talking about my taa taas when I'm not around, that's just pervy.
And I'd like to know, baby, what your role in my life was BEFORE the blog... was it more than hunting, gathering and cuddling? Because I'm doubtful. YOU NEVER LISTEN TO MY STORIES ANYWAY! So now, if you're interested, you can just read about my life on my blog like the rest of America!
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